"What would I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants, and who runs through women? What I have is a son who shows no interest in them. What you do at night with your boys, after your show of skirt-chasing, is a disgrace."

(Source: surelyschurrle)

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Classifying Verts

We got into an osteological debate this morning at the research facility, where we found a vert whose superior articular facets indicated thoracic morphology, but which did not have any rib facets on the body. Osteo folks of tumblr, how would you classify that vert?

(I would supply photos, but we’re legally not allowed to distribute photos of donations.)

Priority: Geth Dreadnought

  • Tali: I thought I'd lost you.
  • Shepard: You were worried?
  • Tali: You bet I was. You dying because the Geth overrode my hack? Think of my reputation!
  • Shepard: Yeah, you were worried.

Priority: Geth Dreadnought

  • Tali: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
  • Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the Quarian people.
  • Tali: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
  • Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep and I'll find you someplace louder.
  • Tali: Hmmm...
  • EDI: You do not need to be circumspect. I am aware that you and Tali became physically intimate during the fight against the Collectors.
  • Shepard: Thank you, EDI.

(Source: thenarius)

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I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

This looks like something a drunk archaeologist would do. 

This is absolutely something a drunk archaeologist would do.

This shovel has great sentimental value for me. It’s been with me since my first dig and it has all my field notes on it.”

(Source: religiousatheist)

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